Sunday, 8 June 2014

Cropped up


As a farmer, I'm outstanding in my field

Passingwithflyingcolours

The aviation project let all our dreams take flight.

Not so bright

Dawned upon me why the sun rises. Made my day.

SoCourageous

<Submitted by Yuknavell. Thanks!>


A juggler wanted to juggle, but he did not have the balls to do it


(Admin’s note)
He should stop clowning around

Bright ideas

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I wanted to go to the toilet at night but my torch was broken on the way. I still went and I was delighted.


(Admin’s note)
Urine trouble

Loveforsport

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Why did the athlete fall in love with the runner? He found her atracktive.


(Admin’s note)
Iran before you said that

Wednesday, 4 June 2014

Foodforthought


Malik hurts

(Text from Aniksha. Thanks~)


Justdrunkmathproblems

A sine wave walked into a bar for irrational numbers cos he was feeling off tangents. When he realised he had entered the wrong bar, he said, “I should get out of here before they log me in”. A voice was heard saying, ” I secant that”.

Onesideddecision

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Did you hear about the guys whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

(Admin's note)
Well, what's left of him?

Situation is heating up


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My friend's bakery burnt down last night. Now his business is toast.

(Admin's note)
Will others rise to the occasion to save him from this crummy situation?

Wasnttothepoint

<Submitted by Sabrina. Thanks!>

I tried filing a complaint against you but the pencil had no lead... So theres no point

(Admin note~)
I guess you put your argument across rather bluntly

Whyhorsesarereliable

Horses live in simple homes but hay, it is quite stable.

Workproblems

Never work with emo bosses. They will always give you pay cuts.